It appears CNN had some headline fun today. I can't blame them. It was just so easy. Okay, here's the header paragraph:
WASHINGTON (AP) -- In a surprising turnaround, federal health advisers Wednesday recommended allowing silicone-gel breast implants to return to the U.S. market after a 13-year ban on most uses of the devices -- but only under strict conditions that will limit how easily women can get them.
1) FDA panel recommends lifting implant ban
2) Implant ban could be lifted -- but face strict conditions
3) Suprise Shift - FDA backs lifting silicone breast implant ban
4) Panel supports silicone implant maker
5) FDA nixes silicone implant expansion
6) Second firm seeks to lift silicone implant ban
1) FDA panel recommends lifting implant ban - AP story
2) Implant ban could be lifted -- but face strict conditions - CNN
3) Suprise Shift - FDA backs lifting silicone breast implant ban - MSNBC
4) Panel supports silicone implant maker - CBC
5) FDA nixes silicone implant expansion - New Kerala, India
6) Second firm seeks to lift silicone implant ban - MSNBC
I'm sure if we racked our brains we could lift a few plugs from somewhere. I'm sure it would be an uplifting experience that could expand into an entire meme. Just let me know if this post has become a bit too superficial for your liking.
(Okay, I'm being childish. Let me have my moment!)
Posted by aakaakaak at April 13, 2005 10:49 PM