Jeff Foxworthy eat your heart out. It's time for us Geeks to be heard:
If you ever played the original Mechwarior....you might be a geek. (just repeat this line as required)
If you know who bought out TSR's D&D...(Wizards of The Coast)
If you've ever been involved with a "con" that didn't involve stealing money...(gencon, comicon, etc)
If you know what a MUSH, MOG, or MMOG are...
If you've ever dated someone you met online outside of a dating service...
If you've ever read a piece paper by monitor-light...
If you laughed at redneck-jedi jokes...
If you see a sign that says no to crack and it reminds you to stop that port scan...
If you prefer WWMD to WWJD...(What Would Mitnick Do)
If you think the tee-shirts on Jinx are cool...
(more to come...)