Okay, before some liberal wiener picks this one up and runs with it let me steal their thunder:
ANTIGUA, Guatemala — They met during a trade mission, and despite controversy over their engagement, U.S. Rep. Jerry Weller (search) of Illinois and the outspoken daughter of former Guatemalan dictator Efrain Rios Montt (search) tied the knot Saturday in a civil ceremony.
The least he could have done was have a private ceremony. Aren't we supposed to at least fake that we're interested in freedom?