May 08, 2005

My first caption contest

Yes, it's true. I've never had a caption contest. I felt like there was never anything worthy of a good caption...until now. Ladies and gentlemen feast your eyes on THIS:
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The truth about this little devil is below the fold if you're interested. What I'm really looking for is some good captions....got any?

Winner gets a custom designed blog ad to be displayed here and wherever else you want to stick it. Contest ends Wednesday midnight.

Kintana, an aye-aye, a rare species of lemur from Madagascar, the first captive bred aye-aye in the United Kingdom at the Bristol Zoo Gardens(BZG) in Bristol(AFP/BZG-HO)

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Posted by aakaakaak at May 8, 2005 04:41 PM
Comments

Assuming you want a caption that is "current," how about this?

"Boys and girls, George Bush IS a loser," said Democratic Senator Harry Reid from Nevada.

Posted by: Mustang at May 8, 2005 07:06 PM

HEY HEY HEY! You didn't tell me where you were going to stick that thing!

Posted by: Cao at May 8, 2005 08:04 PM

Idiot! You kill me first, then take the pelt!

Posted by: Enlightenment Reactionary at May 8, 2005 10:18 PM

Scientists announce the successful birth of a new species, made from splicing the genes of Don King, Rodney Dangerfield, and a kangaroo rat.

Posted by: songstress7 at May 8, 2005 10:58 PM

See? Is this not the easiest caption contest ever?

Posted by: Jeremy at May 8, 2005 11:09 PM

Yoda survives Daisy Cutter blast, barely ...

Posted by: DC at May 8, 2005 11:23 PM

Daisy Cutter after blast from Yoda...

Posted by: JulieB at May 9, 2005 12:19 AM

Abu Faraj al-Libbi cleans up rather nicely.

Posted by: Editor at May 9, 2005 12:29 AM

May 8, 11:30 pm: The subject has entered stage 4 of prolonged exposure to Air America...

Posted by: Doug at May 9, 2005 12:34 AM

Wait! I've got the winner right here.

"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids. Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes."

I've even got the runner-up.

"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration, somehow you’re not patriotic! And we should stand up and say we are Americans, and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!"

Posted by: Doug at May 9, 2005 02:29 AM

"JUST LOOK AT WHAT ROGAINE CAN DO FOR YOU!"

Posted by: Mountain Mama at May 9, 2005 03:39 AM

all I can say is

"What the ....."

Posted by: DEPjrTX at May 9, 2005 12:00 PM

My caption:

"U.S. officials say they found this rare species living under the headdress of Abu Zubaydah (the recently captured terrorist), and found the little critter to be a bit paranoid".

Posted by: An American Housewife at May 9, 2005 12:21 PM

"That's the LAST time I sign up for your 'Extreme Makeover' show...last time do you hear me? The VERY LAST TIME..."

Posted by: GMRoper at May 9, 2005 01:46 PM

"And the results........

Of our first Teraaaayza Heeeinnzzzzeee KKeeerrryyy clone are........"

Posted by: MissPatriot at May 9, 2005 02:49 PM

Gasps from the jury were heard when, during testimony in trial, it was finally revealed why Michael Jackson does not allow his childern to go out without wearing vails to cover their heads.

Posted by: Editor at May 9, 2005 03:38 PM

"Pulled from a spider-hole by members of the 4th Infantry Division earlier today, Saddam Hussein . . ."

Posted by: Mustang at May 9, 2005 04:58 PM

Damn.. Tooo many great entries here. You guys are brilliant! Yoda? Daisy cutter?

I give.

Posted by: Hans at May 9, 2005 09:09 PM

I went to a John Kerry rally and all I got was this thing.

Posted by: William Teach at May 9, 2005 11:01 PM

"You want me to do WHAT with your pit bull?"

Posted by: Mike at May 9, 2005 11:46 PM

"Yeah, it looks nice, but can it say, 'Iruvyou'?"

Posted by: Editor at May 9, 2005 11:47 PM

"You won't believe what I found in my Chili..."

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at May 10, 2005 03:27 AM

"Today, Hillary Clinton set her sights on a potential running mate for 2008......"

Posted by: William Teach at May 10, 2005 08:09 PM

Evan the ACLU loving moonbat.

Posted by: Gribbit at May 10, 2005 10:27 PM

"Yo quiero Starbucks Expresso!"

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 11, 2005 12:33 AM

As displayed in this picture for a War Monger Jeremy's hands are rather feminine looking.... Rumor mill says those nails have clear enamel on them.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at May 11, 2005 08:40 AM

Hurry hurry they CANNOT see me without my wig!
Babs Streisand

Posted by: Pamela at May 11, 2005 10:38 AM

and now from our Canadian neighbor............

Posted by: Pamela at May 11, 2005 10:39 AM