American Warmonger

The winner(s) of the caption contest.

Today we celebrate the ugliest baby I have ever seen. We celebrate the aye-aye lumur baby. More than anything, we celebrate the captions coined in the comments section. Holy crap there were some good ones! Because of this my job of deciding the winner of this has become just that much harder. So much harder in fact that I'm going to run my first survey to coincide with my first caption contest.

I'm taking the top few captions and let the people decide. You have until Friday, 8PM to vote and the winner will be posted at the Stop the ACLU chat room.

Here is the Image in question:

And here is the poll:
Poll is not working yet. Vote in comments until it's fixed.

1. HEY HEY HEY! You didn't tell me where you were going to stick that thing!

2. Idiot! You kill me first, then take the pelt!

3. Yoda survives Daisy Cutter blast, barely ...

4. Daisy Cutter after blast from Yoda...

5. Abu Faraj al-Libbi cleans up rather nicely.

6. May 8, 11:30 pm: The subject has entered stage 4 of prolonged exposure to Air America...

7. "Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids.
Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes."

8. "JUST LOOK AT WHAT ROGAINE CAN DO FOR YOU!"

9. "That's the LAST time I sign up for your 'Extreme Makeover' show...
last time do you hear me? The VERY LAST TIME..."

10. Gasps from the jury were heard when, during testimony in trial, it was finally revealed why Michael Jackson does not allow his childern to go out without wearing vails to cover their heads.

11. Pulled from a spider-hole by members of the 4th Infantry Division earlier today, Saddam Hussein . . ."

12. I went to a John Kerry rally and all I got was this thing.

13. "You want me to do WHAT with your pit bull?"

14. "You won't believe what I found in my Chili..."

15. "Yo quiero Starbucks Expresso!"

16. As displayed in this picture for a War Monger Jeremy's hands are rather feminine looking....Rumor mill says those nails have clear enamel on them.

Vote as much as you like!

Posted by aakaakaak at May 12, 2005 01:28 AM