Me: So, are there any Republicans you like?
Crooks and Liars (CNL): Just the dead ones in Iraq. We should never have been there. Go read this. They're finally admitting defeat.
Me: Right...I guess I'm afraid to ask who you hate in the Republican party.
CNL: Since you asked I...
Me: I didn't.
CNL: Don't interrupt me, wingnut! I won't be treated like Ted Kennedy getting interviewed by that liar Hannity!
Me: ...
CNL: What's your problem?
Me: Nothing, I didn't say anything.
CNL:
Me:
CNL: Whatever, screw you and your religious right nuts. What was I talking about?
Me: Republicans you hate.
CNL: Don't try to put words in my mouth...I do hate republicans though, just like Howard Dean.
Me: He did say that, didn't he?
CNL: What did I tell you about interrupting me?
Me: Sorry, go ahead.
CNL: Powerline is my nemesis. He's an idiot.
Me: Why is he your nemesis?
CNL: Well, he's Kos' nemesis so he's my nemesis too.
Me:
Me: Umm...okay. I think that should about wrap things up.
CNL: Good I have a real interview to do on MSNBC.
Me: I wouldn't dream of stopping you.
CNL: Better not even think about it. Just go back to your 101st fighting keyboard brigade and lube your keys or something.
Me: Enjoy your alone time with Kos.
CNL: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Me: Nothing...bye.
***This has been a completely fake interview.***
***The purpose of this interview has been to show an extremist at his or her most extreme.***
***No spite, malice or personal vendetta is involved.***
Crossposted at: Grand Centrist Station
jeremy, was that link supposed to go to GCS?
Posted by: JulieB at May 27, 2005 12:41 AMPretty good, Jeremy, made me smile.
Of course one of the interview questions DC asked me was name 3 Republicans and why I like them. Ouch.
Just don't "interview" me, OK? Somehow I don't think I'd like what you would have me say...
:O
Quite entertaining! LOL!
Posted by: Jay at May 27, 2005 09:38 AM