May 27, 2005

Interview with...

Crooks and Liars

Me: So, are there any Republicans you like?

Crooks and Liars (CNL): Just the dead ones in Iraq. We should never have been there. Go read this. They're finally admitting defeat.

Me: Right...I guess I'm afraid to ask who you hate in the Republican party.

CNL: Since you asked I...

Me: I didn't.

CNL: Don't interrupt me, wingnut! I won't be treated like Ted Kennedy getting interviewed by that liar Hannity!

Me: ...

CNL: What's your problem?

Me: Nothing, I didn't say anything.



CNL: Whatever, screw you and your religious right nuts. What was I talking about?

Me: Republicans you hate.

CNL: Don't try to put words in my mouth...I do hate republicans though, just like Howard Dean.

Me: He did say that, didn't he?

CNL: What did I tell you about interrupting me?

Me: Sorry, go ahead.

CNL: Powerline is my nemesis. He's an idiot.

Me: Why is he your nemesis?

CNL: Well, he's Kos' nemesis so he's my nemesis too.


CNL: Kos is my hero.

Me: Umm...okay. I think that should about wrap things up.

CNL: Good I have a real interview to do on MSNBC.

Me: I wouldn't dream of stopping you.

CNL: Better not even think about it. Just go back to your 101st fighting keyboard brigade and lube your keys or something.

Me: Enjoy your alone time with Kos.

CNL: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Me: Nothing...bye.

***This has been a completely fake interview.***
***The purpose of this interview has been to show an extremist at his or her most extreme.***
***No spite, malice or personal vendetta is involved.***

Crossposted at: Grand Centrist Station

Posted by aakaakaak at May 27, 2005 12:06 AM

jeremy, was that link supposed to go to GCS?

Posted by: JulieB at May 27, 2005 12:41 AM

Pretty good, Jeremy, made me smile.

Of course one of the interview questions DC asked me was name 3 Republicans and why I like them. Ouch.

Just don't "interview" me, OK? Somehow I don't think I'd like what you would have me say...

Posted by: JulieB at May 27, 2005 01:35 AM

Quite entertaining! LOL!

Posted by: Jay at May 27, 2005 09:38 AM
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