May 07, 2005

Attention!! God is EEVIL!!

...or at least that's what I hear from some really, really good sources on the left side of the map. Yep, it's a pretty big leap for some of you. To others it's just a commonly evolved thought process. (For similar thought processes see the last post.) For those of you that think that good ol' Jeremy has stepped on out past the edge bear with me. All will be explained.

Tom Delay is Evil because he believes in God. He believes in what the bible tells him. His difficult decisions are concluded after prayer. For this he has been dubbed a fool and a moron. He sided with the "right-to-life" crowd and now he's being crucified for it.

John Ashcroft is evil because he believes in God. Oh my God! It's lawyer that believes in God! Keep him away from the bench! Make sure he doesn't become a judge! Only an atheist can make a good, law abiding judge! I guess this means God is too evil to be a judge, right?

George W. Bush is the anti-christ because he lets God "cloud his judgement". Bush plans to destroy America and the world. He likes the death and destruction of untold millions throughout the world. He wants all these people to die so he can have more oil and more money, because God told him to do it. Or at least this is the idea I get from some other bloggers.

Creationism is not allowed in school because "it's just wrong" and we don't want to subject our atheist kids to God. Since God is not acceptable to show to our children then God must be bad, right? Why else would you prevent your kids from being exposed to God?

Now, I'm not saying teach creationism as a known fact. I'm saying teach it as a scientific theory. Better yet, create a friggin' mandatory class that teaches ALL religion, including atheism. Wouldn't that fix it? Could this solve our problems? Apparently not because GOD IS EVIL!

Alright, okay, hold the phone. Before you get your panties in a bunch remember that "reality-based" deal? Yeah, that's your ticket to hell. You see, "reality-based" was put forth in direct opposition to "faith-based". It wasn't the "faith-based" people that compared the two, it was the "Free-based"...er..."reality-based" that made up this crap.

You don't like my outcome? Hey, it wasn't me who came up with reality against God. By following the "reality-based" ideals "GOD IS EVIL"...or is it that "reality-based" is evil?

Posted by aakaakaak at May 7, 2005 06:59 PM
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The "reality based" crowd are based on reality in much the same way that a TV mini series is based on an actual story.

Posted by: Doug at May 9, 2005 12:56 AM

And there's only one thing that calls good evil -- and I think we all know who that is.

Posted by: Ogre at May 9, 2005 11:01 AM
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